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Saturday, November 21

* Santa:- Main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya, mujhe 1000 rupye ki jarurat hai.
   Banta:- Le 10 rupye rikshaw kar ke purse le aa.

* Santa:- Kya tum hamesha aise hi haklate ho.
   Banta:- Nahin yaR.R.R.R.R mai K.K.K.kewal B.B.B.bolte waqt hi H.H.H.haklata hu.

*  Wife:-Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
   Banta:-Tum bhi toh moti ho gayi ho.
   Wife:-Main maa banna wali hoon
   Banta:-Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

* Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
   Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
   Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye g

* Santa cycle ki break hath me lekar nach rha tha.
   kisine pucha ki Santaji,ye kya kar rhe ho?
   Santa-bolo oye! BREAK DANCE kar rha hun.

* Santa:- Meri shaadi hone waali hai.
   Banta:- Toh tujhe kya problem hai?
   Santa:- Meri biwi ko nahin pata.

* Santa:- Meri girlfriend ki maang itni bari thi
    ki mujhe usse rishta todna pada.
  Banta:-Lekin uski maang kya thi?
  Santa:- Shaadi ki!

* Santa:- Oye wada kar ki teri biwi ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega.
   Banta:- Wada hai par meri bhi ek shart hai.
   Santa:- Kya?
   Banta:- Mai Shaadi tere behan se...........

* Santa:- Meri biwi mujhse ek kiss ka 100Rs lati hai.
   Banta:- Tu bada lucky hai , Wo dusro se 500Rs leti hai.

* Santa:- Mujhe raat bhar neend nahin aayi.
   Banta:- Kyon?
   Santa:- Kal raat bhar main yahi sapna dekhta raha
   ki main jaag raha hoon.

* Santa:- Shaadi kya hai?
   Banta:- Shaadi chewingum hai jo shru me meethi lagti hai,
   fhir kitna bhi chabayiye beswaad hi lagege.

* Santa:-Tumhe kaise pata ye murga hai ya murgi?
   Banta:- Bahut aasaan hai, pathar maro agar
   bhaga toh murga aur bhagi toh murgi.

* Banta:- Tumhari sabse badi takat kya hai?
   Santa:- Meri biwi.
   Banta:- Aur sabse badi kamjori?
   Santa:- Dusroon ki biwi!!

* Santa parwachan sun ke ghar aaya aur apni
   patni ko ghod me utha liya.
   Patni:- Kya guruji ne romance karne ko kaha hai?
   Santa:-Nahin re pagli, Kaha hai apne dukh ko khud uthao...

* Santa pulic toilet me gaya aur 1 ghante ke baad nikla.
   bahar baitha jamadar bola:- Sahab 20Rs.
   Santa:- Saale..... Bathroom mein baitha tha koi cyber cafe me nahin.

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